Boardroom Proposal

  

                                                                                                    Parthi Dasondi

    Coca-Cola, meet your perfect match! Coca-Cola is the new A-list beverage, and it is found to the liking of a wide variety of consumers. We would like your news channel, The Carroll News Channel, to air our commercial. According to Alice Walker, “Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise.” Well, Coca-Cola is your surprise. Coca-Cola is not at all like any other beverage, it is unique! Unlike other sodas, Coca-Cola will not rot your teeth, but only help them. Our new product does many things, such as energize and quench thirst. It also appeals to any age group. Kids, adolescents, teenagers, you name it!

    Coca-Cola now quenches thirst, unlike other sodas, which only make you thirstier.  It also has a better taste, since it is made with richer ingredients. The new can states all the ingredients, and no artificial or counterfeit ones. There is also 30% less caffeine, so you don’t taste the gas at the end of one sip. That disgusting taste does not linger around in your mouth. One sip will energize you head to toe!

    The great thing is that Coca-Cola now comes in three different new flavors, including the original. The three new flavors are caramel, cherry, and lime. Unlike other beverages, our soda is made with 100% natural ingredients. The thing that really brought us more publicity was our caramel flavor. Consumers tell us that it is a very unique flavor and tastes very delicious. You get a sweet taste and we call it “inspiring.” There is also no artificial extracts. We just use the actual elements, no matter how long it takes. We like to displease with honesty, rather than please with lies.

   Coca-Cola appeals to a wide range of consumers, since we have created a zero calorie beverage. Coca-Cola also comes with zero calories, along with the other flavors. Now consumers can have an almost healthy energy beverage. The can drink without feeling the guilt. Our company also owns more than half of the world’s beverages. It is recognized by 94% of the world’s population. Most dentists recommend drinking Coca-Cola, because it now includes fluoride! Fluoride makes your teeth healthier. The smart thing about fluoride is that you cannot taste it or smell it. Unlike other sugary drinks, Coca-Cola will not rot your teeth!

     It is evident that Coca-Cola will do anything but disappoint you. It quenches thirst, comes in new flavors, and energies! It even comes in zero calories! Using artificial ingredients is like using horse meat and saying it is pepperoni. We are giving consumers something that they will remember. We try to see the good side of things, but with Coca-Cola you don’t have to try. It is all there! Wow yourself with our new product. Please consider our offer; you will truly see the difference!